Sunday, December 21, 2008
some weird thing joy sent me hahah.
seems interesting though.
RULES:Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
->How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1.What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water - Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
Dear Joy,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in women's clothing and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Always have felt dirty before to hate the Boston Celtics .
Go Burn,
YUNNIE
Tagged:
1) yuxuan
2) samantha
3) belinda
4) jolynn
5) jingxuan
saw it on yuxuan's blog and thought it was fun xD.
11 LAYERS OF YUNWEI:D
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Teng Yun Wei
Birth date: 4 March 1995
Current Location: Buangkok Crescent:D my house
Eye Color: DARK BROWN K LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. LIKE UBER DARK BROWN.
Hair Color: STILL DARK BROWN KAY.
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Pig
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Chinese ar.
Your fears: Worms, pain, death ahh.
Your weakness: i cannot read old chinese.
Your perfect pizza: lol double cheese xD.
Your Ambition: i dunno? travel everywhere. lololol.
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY,TOMORROW
Your thoughts first waking up: I AM IN TAIWAN! I AM I AM! DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HBO! GTV! TVBS! APPEAR APPEAR!(since all the hotels have all these channels)
Your best physical feature: i dunno leh.
Your bedtime: 12am-12pm. i mean 10pm- 9am
Your most missed memory: TAIWAN OMG TAIWAN. IT WAS ONLY YESTERDAY.
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: GOT KFC MA.
Single or group dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: HAHA. I DUNNO.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: HAHA I DUNNO.
Chocolate or vanilla: VANILLA.
Cappuccino or coffee: NONE. I HATE COFFEE. ALTHOUGH I JUS DRANK CAFE LATTE THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY AT THE HOTEL YESTERDAY NOOOO SOB.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: NOPE
take a shower: YES I DO.
Have a crush: NO. OK. MAYBE A FEW DAYS AGO HAHA.
Think you've been in love: HAHA I DUNNO. NO LA. I V PATHETIC.
Want to get married: SURE WHY NOT. CAN DON'T DO HOMEWORK. HAHA JK.
Believe in yourself: HAHA NO.
Think you're a health freak: MAYBE. LOL.
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: 2 DAYS OR ++ WHEN I WAS STILL IN TAIWAN NUUUS. I DRANK TAIWAN BEER. DRANK WINE+++. HAHA DRANK JOLLY SHANDY-.-.
BEGGING MY DAD TO LET ME DRINK ICE WINE. SERIOUSLY WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH ALCOHOL I CAN TAHAN.
Gone to the mall: YEA. DREAM MALL. IN TAIWAN NOOO.
Been on stage: YEA CO.
Eaten Sushi: YEA! I went to eat sushi express at the beitou mrt station in taiwan TT-TT. 30% discount cos night ler.
Been dumped: no.
Gone skating: haha want to.
Dyed your hair: nearly did if not for co.
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a stripping game: nope.
Gotten beaten up: i dunno la haha. maybe in k2 when some guy go punch my lip-.-
Changed who you were to fit in: what is this huh? freaky friday ar lol.
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD
Age your hoping to be married: 10 haha. jk.
LAYER NINE: IN GIRL/IN GUY
Best eye color: grey grey grey.
Best hair color: brown?
Short or long hair: short. long. medium. ok la. not those hobo gay long la.
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 MINUTE AGO: doing this
1 HOUR AGO: watching toradora
1 DAY AGO: omg. like on the taxi going home and feeling sad.
1 YEAR AGO: haha. hmm. dunno leh!?
LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I LOVE: taiwan shopping.
I FEEL: sad
I HATE: the tour guides in the tour.
I HIDE: and seek you!
I MISS: taiwan.
I NEED: to roll on the floor
HEYHEY! It may seem i keep writing taiwan in my entries. i know sound like i'm fucking proud to go there. but no! cos im sad! i never made any friends there and never buy a pencilbox and wallet leh! wah liao!
seems interesting though.
RULES:Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
->How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1.What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water - Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
Dear Joy,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in women's clothing and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Always have felt dirty before to hate the Boston Celtics .
Go Burn,
YUNNIE
Tagged:
1) yuxuan
2) samantha
3) belinda
4) jolynn
5) jingxuan
saw it on yuxuan's blog and thought it was fun xD.
11 LAYERS OF YUNWEI:D
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Teng Yun Wei
Birth date: 4 March 1995
Current Location: Buangkok Crescent:D my house
Eye Color: DARK BROWN K LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. LIKE UBER DARK BROWN.
Hair Color: STILL DARK BROWN KAY.
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Pig
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Chinese ar.
Your fears: Worms, pain, death ahh.
Your weakness: i cannot read old chinese.
Your perfect pizza: lol double cheese xD.
Your Ambition: i dunno? travel everywhere. lololol.
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY,TOMORROW
Your thoughts first waking up: I AM IN TAIWAN! I AM I AM! DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HBO! GTV! TVBS! APPEAR APPEAR!(since all the hotels have all these channels)
Your best physical feature: i dunno leh.
Your bedtime: 12am-12pm. i mean 10pm- 9am
Your most missed memory: TAIWAN OMG TAIWAN. IT WAS ONLY YESTERDAY.
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: GOT KFC MA.
Single or group dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: HAHA. I DUNNO.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: HAHA I DUNNO.
Chocolate or vanilla: VANILLA.
Cappuccino or coffee: NONE. I HATE COFFEE. ALTHOUGH I JUS DRANK CAFE LATTE THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY AT THE HOTEL YESTERDAY NOOOO SOB.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: NOPE
take a shower: YES I DO.
Have a crush: NO. OK. MAYBE A FEW DAYS AGO HAHA.
Think you've been in love: HAHA I DUNNO. NO LA. I V PATHETIC.
Want to get married: SURE WHY NOT. CAN DON'T DO HOMEWORK. HAHA JK.
Believe in yourself: HAHA NO.
Think you're a health freak: MAYBE. LOL.
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: 2 DAYS OR ++ WHEN I WAS STILL IN TAIWAN NUUUS. I DRANK TAIWAN BEER. DRANK WINE+++. HAHA DRANK JOLLY SHANDY-.-.
BEGGING MY DAD TO LET ME DRINK ICE WINE. SERIOUSLY WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH ALCOHOL I CAN TAHAN.
Gone to the mall: YEA. DREAM MALL. IN TAIWAN NOOO.
Been on stage: YEA CO.
Eaten Sushi: YEA! I went to eat sushi express at the beitou mrt station in taiwan TT-TT. 30% discount cos night ler.
Been dumped: no.
Gone skating: haha want to.
Dyed your hair: nearly did if not for co.
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a stripping game: nope.
Gotten beaten up: i dunno la haha. maybe in k2 when some guy go punch my lip-.-
Changed who you were to fit in: what is this huh? freaky friday ar lol.
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD
Age your hoping to be married: 10 haha. jk.
LAYER NINE: IN GIRL/IN GUY
Best eye color: grey grey grey.
Best hair color: brown?
Short or long hair: short. long. medium. ok la. not those hobo gay long la.
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 MINUTE AGO: doing this
1 HOUR AGO: watching toradora
1 DAY AGO: omg. like on the taxi going home and feeling sad.
1 YEAR AGO: haha. hmm. dunno leh!?
LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I LOVE: taiwan shopping.
I FEEL: sad
I HATE: the tour guides in the tour.
I HIDE: and seek you!
I MISS: taiwan.
I NEED: to roll on the floor
HEYHEY! It may seem i keep writing taiwan in my entries. i know sound like i'm fucking proud to go there. but no! cos im sad! i never made any friends there and never buy a pencilbox and wallet leh! wah liao!
what we could have been, 5:39 AM.
